OK. You guys know the drill. You replace my lame-ass captions with something funny! Or just make general comments about the pictures. Have fun!
1. Don’t fret, I’ll kick your Dad’s ass…
David Archuleta and Ryan Seacrest. Jason Castro, Carly Smithson, Michael Johns, Brooke White, Ramiele Malubay and more after the jump…
2. Damn those spanx!
3. Have you been a bad girl, Ramiele?
4. Uhhm…DUDE
5. Let ME get that
6. BITCH Seacrest thinks he can mock MEEEE….
7. Ha ha ha Archie! How’d ya like that wedgie?
8. CHEESETASTIC!
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MJ grabbing Brooke’s thigh a little too high up was freaking hilarious. They’re both married right?
Ramiele looks like she’s saying “o LO!” as she sits on Jason, bracing herself for the death threats she’ll receive from college/high school girls across the nation.
haaaaaaa mj…those captions are great!!
..my favorite….bitch seacrest thinks he can mock me…OMGG… 
and perfect….Archie’s….I’ll kick your dads ass….I really lauged out loud…my mom was like… What the heck is so funny….
Off topic, but it is driving me nuts - why does Ramiele wear GRAY every week? I just don’t get it.
@Bobbi: That same question bugs me more about Cookie, except his outfits are more of a palette of black/gray/. It wouldn’t hurt him to start wearing a little bit more color on performance nights.
That aside, I love the captions, especially the one about Archie’s wedgie. LOL.
…and I’m too lame to think up of anything funnier than what’s already up there, unfortunately. :B
1. Ryan: “If you expect to get any help from me, David, you’ll have to remain slouching for the remainder of the season - you and Rami are the only ones that make me look tall on camera!”
2. Carly: “OMG! No Air! I need a nurse - damn it, where’s Amanda? Cut these Spanx off me, Stat!”
3. Rami: “NO, Ryan! For the last time, I will NOT go out with you! Find yourself some other shortie!”
4. Ryan: “Yes, you have permission go to the bathroom, Jason. No one is watching, just 30 million viewers, give or take a million or two.”
5. Brooke: “Please! I’ve never even watched an R-rated movie - this is family tee-vee!”
6. Syesha: “I own the bitchface now, and I’m not afraid to use it.”
Chickeze: “Wow - Syesha’s bitchface is better than mine.”
Ryan: “Better call security to escort me outta here tonight!”
7. Everyone: “The laugh’s on the PTB - if we have to pointy-pose, we’ll just make it the cheesiest ever.”
8. Jason: “Tonight I’ll show America how I can sing without moving my lips - isn’t my ventriloquist’s dummy the cutest you’ve ever seen?”
1- David A. - Man! He has coffee breath again!
2- Carly - If I can just hold it in a little longer…
1. Ryan: Teen idols must keep their girlfriends hidden boy!
2. Carly: WHY did I eat that damn cheeseburger?
3. Ryan: I am Gigantor!!
6. Syesha: You better not say my name Seacrest.
Chikezie: Crap, I know I’m going home.
Ryan: Hmmm, I wonder if Simon thinks I look good in this suit.
7. Kristy Lee: Archie! Did you just fart?
David C.: Du-u-u-u-de!!!
1. Now that Chikezie’s gone, time to start touching YOUR head, shortie!
2. Does this outfit make me look pregnant? (‘Cos I’m NOT!)
3. Rami. I am your father!
4. Hol’ on! I see my weed dealer in the audience. DUUUUDE……!
5. Go any higher, Mike-o-licious, and this hand comes down. HARD!
6. These aren’t just earrings boiiiii. They can be used as weapons.
7. ( I recuse myself. MJ has the definitive caption on this one!!)
8. Oh yeah. That is definitely my dealer out there. Duuuuuddde!
(Apologies to Jason fans out there. I am one, too, but……come ON!!)
Ladybug….
love your captions..
@Ladybug and @talullah: LOL at your #2’s.
8. Jason: “Ramiele, ma belle…”
Shippers: Jasielle FTW!
Jason: If I fell…
http://thumbsnap.com/v/CM9E7rcf.jpg
Nonetheless, MJ’s not letting go…
http://thumbsnap.com/v/UM7yO7J9.jpg
Purple, didn’t you mean:
Ramielle, my bell
That still cracks me up.
hahahah. Me too.
Yes, that’s what I meant. Of course. ROTFLMAO!!!
I dont remember Jason falling. LOL.
That must have been at the rehearsals, GeminiDolly. ;)
How in the hell did Jason fall? He had skid proof shoes on.
I’ll bet Carly body slammed him - 5 pairs of spanx, he bounced off ~
ps. purple was just using a southern accent. I didn’t blnk when I read that!
Hahaha! Love them all specially mj’s #7.
1. Which button do I click to get him to the next sentence?
2. Owwww! A spanx wedgie!!!
3. That won’t save you. You’ll have to take off more…
4. Ryan has that glazed look again. Has he been dipping into my stash?
5. Go any higher, Mikey, and my chastity belt will snap your fingers off!
6. I have 2 men next to me and they’re lusting after Simon???
7. Too Many Cooks Spoil the Tot
8. Who’s prettier?
I hope this isn’t too off-topic here (and hasn’t been posted before), but Jason may have some competition for Ramiele in Bobby Lee of MADtv…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WzKK89X7Ok
;D
Great - just great captions!
In pic # 4 does Jason look shorter than Ryan? Not possible, is it?
#1 - Ryan, you keep telling them I had to pee. Geez. Shucks.