More fun with Captions…
The Results Show is full of drama and tears. If these pictures are an indication, it’s pretty damn funny too. PS. My captions are super-lame this week. I know you guys can do better…
1. Hey Simon: Maybe Kristy Lee can blow your socks off, but I can blow your MIND!
2. Hey, hey Paula.
3. Maybe I should have waited until after I was voted off to get those wisdom teeth pulled…
4. Wow, I actually have to scrunch down to talk to you! This is so cool!
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1. “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”
2. “You’re going to Disneyland!”
3. “Why didn’t I dress for this?”
4. Ryan to Ramiele: “Remember how Danny rehearsed you for this…”
alternative #4. “I told you not to stand so close to Kristy! Remember, she has some type of kryptonite!”
1. I can hear from this ear. Paula has deafened the other one.
2. Paula, you can’t give your hair extensions to Kristy or Jason. I need them the most.
3. Wow! Their breasts really squished my cheeks! What DO they have in there?
4. Ryan, I’ll never ever wash this side of my face again.
l. Carly thinking - Simon, is this enough to get more undue praise from you next week?
2. Michael thinking - If I stick my finger in Carly’s ear, will anyone else notice?
3. Brooke thinking - I’m so sad.
Ramiele thinking - Oh lo!
Kristy thinking - How can I make this about me?
4. Ramiele thinking - I can do this. I will sing better tonight than I did last night.
1. Carly: “You better smile, Simon… Or I’ll fart in your general direction.”
2. David C: “Sorry ’bout that, Paula. I swear didn’t know running your blouse through the wash cycle with my wallet chain would cause it to fall apart like that.”
3. Brooke: “Damn, this $%#^&! transit strike!”
4. Ramiele: “Very funny, Ryan. But April Fools Day was yesterday, you got my hand stuck and this crazy glue is stinging my face.”
1. “Pull my fing - too late!”
2. Michael Johns: “Now THAT was a fart!” (seriously, though - look at his face…..)
Yessirree, I’m juvenile today…..
4: Syesha: “These people mean absolutely nothing to me.”
1.
Carly: “Light as a feather stiff as a board”
Light as a feather stiff as a board
2.
Paula: ” Darn I wish..how old were you again? Darn…”
3.
Ramiele: “Oh no! If Kristy goes I’ll lose a bet!”
4.
Ramiele: “Waah!! I’m back to pouring soy sauce again!!!”
Those are some cold looks Syesha and Kristi are giving in that last picture. Carly and Brooke look genuinely sad. Syesha and Kristi look as if they are singing “Another One Bites The Dust” in their heads.
1. Carly: Remember when I was your favorite? Please love me again Simon. PLEEEEEEEEEASE, I’ll do anything!!!!!!! Forget about Leona!
2. David C.: If I gaze right into your eyes and sing to you, I’ll be your favorite. Right Paula(winkwink)?
3. Ramiele: Oh my goodness, this is it, isn’t it?
Brooke & KristyLee: Yeah, it is shrimp. Get lost! Do we look sad enough for teevee?
4. Ryan: I’m really gonna miss you shorty!!