Fun With Captions – The Top 12 Party Edition

1. The newly minted Top 12 practice their Pointy Pose skills in front of the photographers…

After advancing to the Top 12–or not–Thursday night, The Top 16 headed over to Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant in the Pacific Design center to either celebrate, or drown in their sorrows.

Check out more pictures of the big partay, after the jump. I tried to caption the pictures, and the results are pretty dire. So, please. Help! Leave your captions in the comments section…

2. Gene Simmons Amanda Overmyer

3. Carly Smithson and David Archuleta   – Mommy!

4. Constantine and Kady Malloy: Ewww! Danny Noriega pretends he’s somewhere else la la la la la

5. YUM!

6. Danny Noriega, Ramiele Malubay, Kady Malloy – BFFs Forevah!

7. David Archuleta and his Very Special cupcake

8. The Davids and Whatsername

9. Ramiele Malubay smells a fart!

10. Gina Glocksen: HELP!

11. Jason Castro: Are you going to San Francisco?

12. Chikezie and Syesha Mercado: Do we have to get our picture taken with this damn hippie? Jason Castro: Just wait til I pwn your asses in the competition.

13. Kristy Lee Cook and Brooke White feel up each other’s auras

14. Nigel Lythgoe attempts to get grabby with Kristy Lee Cook

15. Luke Menard and Chikezie: I love you man!

16. Jason Castro: Like man, it’s a phone, and like, you press these little buttons and you can talk to people…

17. Vulcan Mind-Meld! Run away! Run away!

18. Jason Castro helps Ramiele Malubay channel her inner Jasmine Trias by bestowing the Pow3r of the Flow3r upon her.

29 Responses to “Fun With Captions – The Top 12 Party Edition”


  • Nigel to Kristy” Your country , your Hot ,now where was I? Singing, I thought you were a model?Who cares then just smile pose the voters will vote for you will go far.”(unfortnately for her or not the new eyecandy )Scary but almost true..

  • 3. Carly: I’m gonna kill Nigel for making me take these pics with this kid. That was NOT part of my deal.

    4. Kady: Well, if I can’t be famous for singing…
    Constantine: Those tatas are niiiiice.
    Danny: “OMG get me out of here.”

    8. Carly: I wish my name was David.

    10. Gina: See the ring, dude? Go find Kady.

    11. I hate pictures almost as much as interviews.

    14. Kristy: What do I need to do to win?
    Nigel: Well, now that you mention it…

    15. Luke: Watch out, dude. You’re next.

    16. DUDE! Look at all these texts!

    17. Nigel: Quick – tell me again who is this I’m taking a picture with?

  • 7. à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“This cupcake is probably the BEST THING that has EVER HAPPENED to me in my LIFE!!! And Ià ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢m only SEVENTEEN!!à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ 

    :lol_tb:

  • 1. David H: Just a little closer and I’ll show you my moves
    Chickeze: Are you sure I’m susposed to be here?

    2. “Back away from the hair…I’m not kidding, step outside”

    3. Psst, Don’t make any sudden moves, now go slowly straight ahead (looking for the open elevator shaft)

    4. Con: mmm, babe, you want to impersonate me?
    Danny: Whatever

    5. 19E: We went to the added expense of individualizing your dessert for tonight. It will be subtracted from next week’s clothing allowence.

    6. Kady thinking: mmmm, Connie….or Rami?

    7. What…me worry?

    8. Maybe I should change my first name to David too

    9. Back away losers

    10. mmm, babe, you want to impersonate me?

    11. Farout Dude, some really good sh**, er cupcakes…right

    12. Just say no (to cupcakes)

    13. Did you hear about the blonde who…..

    14. Yes Mr. Lythgoe, you want me to do what? really

    15. No, I’m actually f***ing Matt Damon

    16. (won’t even try after MJ)

    17. Betcha can’t see me move my lips

    18. …and now with this flower we are but one

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