1. The newly minted Top 12 practice their Pointy Pose skills in front of the photographers…
After advancing to the Top 12–or not–Thursday night, The Top 16 headed over to Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant in the Pacific Design center to either celebrate, or drown in their sorrows.
Check out more pictures of the big partay, after the jump. I tried to caption the pictures, and the results are pretty dire. So, please. Help! Leave your captions in the comments section…
2. Gene Simmons Amanda Overmyer
3. Carly Smithson and David Archuleta - Mommy!
4. Constantine and Kady Malloy: Ewww! Danny Noriega pretends he’s somewhere else la la la la la…
5. YUM!
6. Danny Noriega, Ramiele Malubay, Kady Malloy - BFFs Forevah!
7. David Archuleta and his Very Special cupcake
8. The Davids and Whatsername…
9. Ramiele Malubay smells a fart!
10. Gina Glocksen: HELP!
11. Jason Castro: Are you going to San Francisco?
12. Chikezie and Syesha Mercado: Do we have to get our picture taken with this damn hippie? Jason Castro: Just wait til I pwn your asses in the competition.
13. Kristy Lee Cook and Brooke White feel up each other’s auras
14. Nigel Lythgoe attempts to get grabby with Kristy Lee Cook
15. Luke Menard and Chikezie: I love you man!
16. Jason Castro: Like man, it’s a phone, and like, you press these little buttons and you can talk to people…
17. Vulcan Mind-Meld! Run away! Run away!
18. Jason Castro helps Ramiele Malubay channel her inner Jasmine Trias by bestowing the Pow3r of the Flow3r upon her.
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18. “Dude I totally bet u could smoke this s**t”
17. Dude Nigel needs to take better care of his skin. yuck.
16. “Like i totally hope my dreads don’t fall in my drink…huh huh huh”
15. Jacuzzi, “Man, you know it should have been both of us, right?”
14. Nigel, “So Kristy, when do you want to, you know, for putting you in the top 12?”
10. Go away, both of you.
2. This is how I show my peds patients to say “aww”
3. Carly: Really, it’s not technically a cult.
4. Constantine: Do I care if she’s legal? Kady: I was a Con Con Girl when I was, like, 12, but now he’s totally gross. Danny: TMTH!
5. WTF?
6. Rami: Heh. BFF forever? Suckers.
7. I have no words for this. No words.
8. David H: let me emphasize my pecs.
9. Rami: Why do they keep picturing me with also-rans? And why is Jason following me around?
10. Gina: My hair? Whatch you talking about Willis?!!
11. How Dee Doody, dude!
12. I’ll just add on to MJ’s. Chikezie and Syesha Mercado: Do we have to get our picture taken with this damn hippie? Jason Castro: Just wait til I pwn your asses in the competition. I’m actually smarter than Kellie Pickler.
13. Blondes DO have more fun!
14. Nigel: You’re not being a very good plant. Suck it up!
15. Chikeze: I’m so coming to your acapella show when I get the boot next week, man.
16. Jason: Dude, at band camp, we never got anything this cool. (sorry, I had to rip off whoever made that comment a few days ago.)
17. Nigel: Okay, the truth is out. Justine is my love child.
18. Jason: Rami, you are my everything! Ramiele: Hmm… could this get me some shipping votes? Fine, just don’t write any poems, mmkay?
K, that’s all I got. Bring ‘em on! :-)
Personalized cupcakes??? OH BOY!!!
Does anyone else think maybe Jason has a little thing for Ramiele? It’s the body language. Hmm… Also? He wears buttercups in his dreads. He is rainbow and butterfly cute as opposed to David Archuleta who is Puppy cute.
My son looks a little like David Hernandez in the grey sweater pic. That’s… unsettling. A little.
Nigel is creepy.
I adore Danny. I’m going to miss that kid.
I swear for a weird split second, I thought that picture was Jason with a haircut and was highly discombobulated. Then I squinted it was Justin. *must lay off the red wine*
Why LOOK! It’s Constantine!
Kristy Brooke = Jan Marsha (Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!)
Hi Blake! Is that Gina?
Oops.. I missed that this was a caption contest. D’oh!
Just a few:
16. Jason to Luke: “In my country, this means we’re engaged.”
18. Jason to Ramiele: “In my country, this means we’re engaged.”
14. Kristy (thinking): What’s wrong with Nigel’s nose? And what does he mean that he wants to ’shag me’?
19. Justin (thinking): What’s wrong with Nigel’s nose? And what does he mean that he wants to ’shag me’?
Ummmm…did they give Michael Johns the night off?
3. And now I will suck away your Chosen One aura, my son….
1. We all really love each other. We do. We do.
3. Carly shows off her Amy Winehouse tatoo.
4. Con: “Dont you want to just grab those, um, cupcakes? Danny: Eww, like, noooo.
8. Carly: I really am lovable onceyagettoknowme.
16. Dude, this way you can drink your herb and noone’s the wiser.
That’s the best I can do for now. Told ya I’m no good at this.
General comments on the photos are welcome too!
5. “I know how to make my cupcake stand out the most! I’ll wear RED!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”
7. “This cupcake is probably the BEST THING that has EVER HAPPENED to me in my LIFE!!! And I’m only SEVENTEEN!!”
14. “Okay, so the “half moose”: you take your hand like this, and then what?”
13. “Let’s practice our mime skills in case we get kicked off next!”
11. No, Jason!! For the FIFTEENTH TIME, you extend your thumb at a RIGHT ANGLE and then put your thumb against your head - GAH!!!
4. Con: Yo, Danny, I’ll be motorboating those babies later. Danny: Ummm, TMI.
8. Carly: So, a rocker, a Mormon, and a gay stripper walk into a bar….
10. Con: Yeah, that girl over there….totally motorboating her later. Gina: niiiiiice
11: Shiny, Happy, People smiling….
12. Chikeze: Yo, Syesha, I thought you said this kid was black. Syesha: I thought he was man….the dreads! Chikeze: Those damn hippies, stealing what’s ours.
16. Jason: Luke, Con just sent me a text message….what does motorboating mean?
18. Jason: Trust the power of the flower
Oh, good! We can put comments here!
Okay, Con looks like he’s been rode hard and put away wet - which sounds kind of fun to newly divorced me, but what happend?!! Just how long ago was season 5?!!
5. “DAMN!! EVERYbody chose the blue background for their LifeTouch school pictures, Mom!! I TOLD you we should have gone with the green!!”
Man, AI really went all out with the cupcakes, didn’t they? LOL
2. I have a kick ass stylist who needs her ass kicked.
3. Barnham shows off her Baby Boy.
4. A is for ass, B is for bitch, C is for C-ya.
5. (I could get x-rated on this one but i won’t.)
6. BFF stalked by wannabe
7. Gasp! (ok, that was mean. say your prayers carolina).
8. D & C
9. This scowls for Simon.
10. Gina Goes Slumming
11. All dreds accounted for !
12. Jason C visits the local wax Museum (it’s a popular place!)
13. Junior League Bitch Slap.
14. Nigel spanks Kristy (Where *is* his other arm?)
15. Here today, gone tomorrow.
16. Paula programmed in her number, see.
17. Botox — Before and After
18. Jason saving the world, one flower at a time.
#2. ” Stay away Constantine or I’ll gouge your eyes out!”
Hee. Lots of these are great. :-)
But, Jason, honey, those flowers in your hair… not a good look. Certainly you know that the press is going to be at the party? Trust me, you stand out enough already.
He’s either misguided, brave or brilliant. Not sure which.
#3 - “Smile big for the camera while I tell you this. It’s in the bag, kid. Simon, Paula and Randy told me we are so going to be the top two.”
#4 - “Hey, guys, I can’t help it if this chick wants to get so close so me. After all….I AM CONSTANTINE!!”
#7 - “We make it to the top twelve and AI couldn’t even spring for edible pictures on the cupcakes like my mom gets me instead of these cheesy cut out pictures? Oh, wait… that’s not very nice. I’m so ashamed of myself. I’m sure they understood my song this week and sent the money to all the homeless people in the world. I’m so happy now because I did such a good thing.” (as butterflies start fluttering around his head)
#8 - “Ok, Archuletta, listen to me and don’t blow this gig. Play the game and pretend that these poor guys have just as good of a chance getting into the top two as we do.”
#10 - “How did Constantine get in here? And why do I have to have MY picture taken with him??”
#15 - “Ha, ha…….you’ll know how elimination feels next week, my friend.”
#18 - “Ummmmm………what are you doing to my head, dude?”
I’m sorry, but in the Luke and Jason picture, Jason looks like a girl. Thumbs down on the flowers. Both Luke and Jason are pretty though ;)
#7 - “Hey, can someone get this damn monkey off my back! It’s trying to steal my cupcake!!”
(but seriously, what the hell is that thing behind Archie’s head?)
#8 — “I’m gonna take these guys down one David at a time.
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#15 — “Chikezie, dude, you know I’m married, right?”
Just an observation - I really hope the stylists convince Ramiele to wear some brighter colors. These drab rags she has worn the past few weeks are just not doing it for her.
#3. “Don’t look now but Paula’s heading toward you with a butcher’s knife!”
#18. “If you wear your hair like this, they won’t mistake you for Danny.”
#6 Kady’s collagen injection becomes more obvious during the evening as her lipstick wears off.
#4. Con -” Damn, these tatas are leaving the competition!”
Great captions MJ!! Love the Jason phone one!!! LOL!
And I don’t know if I can do this, but if you want another GOOD laugh today, check out David White at the Advocate. He outdid himself this week! Between these two sites I’ve got sore sides from laughing!
13. in a blatant attempt to appeal to the older voters, kristy and brooke do their immitation of that famous i love lucy episode starring harpo and lucy.
2. I’M IN UR BLOG, POKIN’ UR EYEZ OUT. (If you’re not familiar with this entry, check out: http://icanhascheezburger.com/)
3. Carly plants herself at David Archuleta’s side in hopes that his magic will rub off on her.
4. Con thinks of pillows. Kady thinks of pepper spray. Danny thinks of throwing up. (Constantine really looks like a dirty old man in this. yuck)
7. David A: “If I eat this, will I lose all my magical babe magnetism?”
8. Carly caught between verses, serenading the guys with her version of I Wanna be Sedated: “I Wanna be a David”
9. The gang laughs good-naturedly as Ramiele eats the ice cream spiked with Tabasco sauce. (I laughed, because I always manage to get photographed at parties with food in my hands or mouth)
16. Jason: “So, dude, don’t worry about your future. When I’m famous I’m sure I’ll have lots of carpets that will need cleaning.”
Nigel to Kristy” Your country , your Hot ,now where was I? Singing, I thought you were a model?Who cares then just smile pose the voters will vote for you will go far.”(unfortnately for her or not the new eyecandy )Scary but almost true..
3. Carly: I’m gonna kill Nigel for making me take these pics with this kid. That was NOT part of my deal.
4. Kady: Well, if I can’t be famous for singing…
Constantine: Those tatas are niiiiice.
Danny: “OMG get me out of here.”
8. Carly: I wish my name was David.
10. Gina: See the ring, dude? Go find Kady.
11. I hate pictures almost as much as interviews.
14. Kristy: What do I need to do to win?
Nigel: Well, now that you mention it…
15. Luke: Watch out, dude. You’re next.
16. DUDE! Look at all these texts!
17. Nigel: Quick - tell me again who is this I’m taking a picture with?
1. David H: Just a little closer and I’ll show you my moves
Chickeze: Are you sure I’m susposed to be here?
2. “Back away from the hair…I’m not kidding, step outside”
3. Psst, Don’t make any sudden moves, now go slowly straight ahead (looking for the open elevator shaft)
4. Con: mmm, babe, you want to impersonate me?
Danny: Whatever
5. 19E: We went to the added expense of individualizing your dessert for tonight. It will be subtracted from next week’s clothing allowence.
6. Kady thinking: mmmm, Connie….or Rami?
7. What…me worry?
8. Maybe I should change my first name to David too
9. Back away losers
10. mmm, babe, you want to impersonate me?
11. Farout Dude, some really good sh**, er cupcakes…right
12. Just say no (to cupcakes)
13. Did you hear about the blonde who…..
14. Yes Mr. Lythgoe, you want me to do what? really
15. No, I’m actually f***ing Matt Damon
16. (won’t even try after MJ)
17. Betcha can’t see me move my lips
18. …and now with this flower we are but one