Ha ha, from the upcoming December Elle fashion spread featuring Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheta and Kris Allen.
There are scans floating around the net (ahem) of the whole spread, but I got my ass kicked the last time I posted mag scans, so I’ll just post one, lulzworthy photo. Heh.
(Word is, the photo was Kris’s idea)
If those boots are Adam’s then no wonder Kris looks awkward in them – they’re size 11 – 11 1/2s!! What shoe size is Kris??
Omigosh, all the comments about Kris looking “gay”. Kris doesn’t give a crap if he looks gay. He doesn’t have a problem with gay. He knew what he was doing when he put an “Adam outfit” on. He’s just having fun. As I had fun when I saw the pic.
I do have to agree with the majority of the comments here and say I’m very disappointed in the quality of the shots and the layout, it really doesn’t look like something Elle would do. What the heck happened?
It appeared as of today (well yesterday) of all days, because that’s when the magazine showed up, of all days. That’s it, full stop. People had been on the lookout for the article, because they were fans and they knew the magazine would be hitting the streets soon. Indeed the SJP cover and article could be found on ONTD proper the day before yesterday. So the magazine was known to be out there. Just like the way that some Adam fan spotted the Details magazine in LA before it was supposed to be released and put up the photos then. If Adam had something else going on, it wouldn’t have mattered, because they found the pics, we wanted to see the pics, so they got posted.
That’s it. No conspiracy, just posting things the minute they become available, because that’s what places like ontd_ai and others do. They find content related to the show, and post it for everyone to enjoy.
People aren’t posting the pictures, or loading those YouTubes in question, to feel self-important, or to steal focus or to prank anyone. Any more than mj put up that picture when she saw it for those reasons. It’s content related to AI, people are interested in it and talking about it, so it gets posted when it’s available. Sometimes the content is lulzy or not good, like with Adam and the Michelin Man picture (also gotten from ontd_ai and from Tweets they had sent to the stylist) or the infamous “smellygate” interview. So it’s not specific to anyone, or the plan of anyone, other than fans of AI the show or specific idols, posting content about them. And sometimes the content isn’t what fans would like, or maybe the timing isn’t. But that’s just life, it’s not a conspiracy.
justjude, I’m a Kris fan and definitely love his sense of humor! I posted about this earlier on a previous page last night. I saw some of his other fans doing the same.
of course the pic of kris in the wings looks ridiculous. it’s supposed to look ridiculous. The problem I have with the outfit is that Adam wouldn’t wear a shirt and tie with wings. If they truly wanted to put Kris in an “adam outfit” they would’ve used a different shirt… merely putting him in wings and platform boots does not make it an “adam outfit” because Adam is much more creative than that.
It’s interesting to me that they didn’t do a pic of Adam in Kris’ style too. But then, I think Adam could easily pull off Kris’ laid back casual style
Maybe “end of his career” is an exaggeration, but it’s certainly not any more of an exaggeration that some of the reactions here. More like they were saying/implying that it would harm his career, having a picture of him like this published. I went through and found a few:
I think it’s a major overreaction and people who actually HAVE the magazine will be able to read the text that goes with it (which so many people here were originally not able to do and obviously didn’t see the multiple posts in which people provided the corresponding text), which makes the photo make sense. Since people didn’t do that here, of course they would make a mountain out of a molehill.
I also don’t think people realize that there are OTHER PHOTOS of Kris in there. I get the feeling that a lot of them think that this wings photo is Kris’s main photo, which is most definitely NOT the case.
Kris is such a good sport in going along with all the goofy stuff he’s asked to do in photos and interviews.
Saying he looks gay does not insinuate how he feels about gayness in any way. It is just an observation of the picture.
Read the text.
Saw all the photos.
Still think the wings were a bonehead move.
But not the boots? Then it wasn’t a total disaster, right?
I think the pic puts Kris in a good light; as others have said, it shows that he doesn’t take himself too seriously and that he’s in on the joke. The picture was taken to prove a point: that each star’s style has to “fit” his or her personality and can’t be forced. Elle could have taken a gorgeous picture of Kris in the wings and boots–he could have been posed in a more artistic way and shot in black and white (total missed opportunity there!); that could have resulted in a pic closer to the ones from the S7 spread. But because creating a beautiful shot wasn’t the point, they went with the funny pic. The point would not have come across as strongly if Adam had been dressed in Kris’s style, because the effect would not have been as jarring (there are plenty of pics on the web of Adam in jeans and plaid and without make-up). If anything, this pic is the most interesting of the whole spread, as the others don’t reveal anything new about the Idols or put them in a different light, the way last year’s spread did.
To me, one of the biggest fails of this photo is that if I hadn’t been informed that it was supposed to be a photo of Kris dressed as Adam, I wouldn’t have known it. I’d have just taken it to be a joke photo of Kris. Why the hell didn’t the stylist put Kris in something like a sick leather jacket, graphic t-shirt, multiple studded belts, snakeskin boots and leather gloves, with some guyliner and possibly a cat ‘o nine tails to round it off? *That* would be recognizably Adam. Not this ridiculous mess.
Just to clarify– I never said anything about any conspiracy, as a matter of fact I said “No” I didn’t think it was a conspiracy. That’s your word, and not mine. One person can do something, that doesn’t make it a conspiracy.
Hey, a lot of people questioned the timing of those GMA videos on YouTube that day, not just me. As for these Elle pics.
Well, but that stuff is not theirs to post. For anyone to enjoy. It’s copyrighted. It’s okay if mj posts something like that, that has already been circulating on the ‘net, but I don’t really think it’s the place of ontd_ai to circulate it in the first place. You can see what happened in this case. A picture is taken out of the context of the article, and also it’s blown up larger than it appeared in the article so the quality of it is much worse than the magazine intended, etc.
I’m not a big fan of ontd_ai, sorry. They do a lot of stuff I don’t agree with (yeah, they also do some good things, but that doesn’t change my opinion of the other stuff).
Sorry, just my opinion — no offense.
Well I can’t speak to “lots of people,” who questioned the timing of the GMA videos, because I’ve only ever seen this from you, sorry. Okay, granted you might not have used the actual word conspiracy, but when you talk about how one positive event for Kris is tied to things that thwart Kris, I don’t know what to tell you. My bad, sounded like you were saying it was some sort of conspiracy, because it certainly seemed like you were discounting it being coincidence. And here’s the thing, if it wasn’t coincidence, which is happenstance and, correct me if I’m wrong and forgive me, but than it’s deliberate, and that makes what people do to thwart Kris, some sort of active thing, i.e. a conspiracy. Otherwise you would just say as I do, because I was in the threads where these things can get posted, it really does just get posted sometimes at the same time. Again, it’s life, what’s more, it’s AI life, so it’s pretty heremetic and compressed.
As for ontd_ai putting the scans up, they did also put up the article, but frankly I don’t think it matters. There is no context where this picture doesn’t look awkward, and talking about how it’s supposed to look awkward is fine, I’ve done it myself. Talking about how I personally think it shows Kris’s great sense of humor, I also personally have said several times that I think it does, doesn’t negate that it’s a bad picture from a bad spread. Even the “real,” pictures aren’t that good, so not like mean ol’ ontd_ai was sabotaging poor Kris with giving out the real scans of a magazine. The real magazine pics/article will suck as well and that’s not Kris’s fault, that’s Elle’s fault. And having a scan of it, from any source, for whatever reason, was never going to change that.
Wholly crap WTF, no way LMAO. My first thought was too the flying monkeys from the Wizard of OZ. This does not look good.
Not to split hairs, but a conspiracy is when people get together and plot to do something underhanded. “An evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot.”
I never said people got together and plotted against Kris. Maybe one person decided to upload those videos, for example. I just was saying it often happens. You’re the one who took exception to my post in the first place. Let’s just agree to disagree, because I have my opinion and you have yours.
Ross, When I read about the GMA videos being posted on youtube, I googled Kris to see what the fuss was about, and yeah there were a hell of a lot videos posted under Kris. I think I had to go 3 pages just to see were the videos ended, but had you googled Adam you would have seen those same videos appearing under him, so who knows what the purpose of posting those videos were for and nearly half of them were like 15sec videos it was wasted time and space.
No need for Adam to do plaid. He has worn plaid several times and he pulled it off beautifully. I was thinking that Adam wearing the wings will be awesome. I hope he does something with wings in the future. Adam really have a sense of style and he pretty much can pull-off anything.
What conspiracy?Prank? I beg to disagree. The magazine is out there. Somebody has a copy and decided to post online and lands on MJ. No conspiracy.
Agree. Definitely no to conspiracy!
Fabulosity, thanks for describing what I was talking about. When I and a lot of other people were waiting for the video from the Dolphins tailgate party to be posted, and kept checking YouTube under “Kris Allen,” after a while all these videos suddenly were uploaded. Naturally, I have no way of proving somebody was doing this deliberately, but it was odd. Like you say, there were several pages, and some videos were only seconds long. And of course this stuff was weeks old, so the timing wasn’t easy to explain, either.
If you looked up Adam, or GMA, or whatever, you would have also seen these videos. But at that moment I think it’s safe to say a large number of Kris fans were on YouTube wanting to find those tailgate party videos. They had a specific purpose to be online looking up “Kris Allen” at that moment. So, dependng on your point of view, it may or may not be hard to believe that someone else, who had all these videos of Adam and Kris at the GMA performance, had no clue Kris was debuting new songs from his album at that same time. And just coincidendally chose that time to flood YouTube with a lot of filler that happened to have Kris’s name attached to it.
My personal opinion is it wasn’t a coincidence, but YMMV.
As for this Elle photo shoot stuff and the timing of it, I guess that after that video incident I suppose it’s natural to be suspicious of the timing of things that seem to ruin the enjoyment by Kris’s fans of his special moments.
Ross, I get what you are saying. I’ve also noticed that whenever Kris is in the media/news in a positive light, something is immediately posted or uploaded that takes away any thunder. If a positive article or quote shows up, any negative from the article is what is featured.
I really get your frustration with the youtube uploads. I also do my searches using the uploaded today or this week feature and they get buried FAST.
Wow, I’m missing all the “intended thwarting” of Kris’ success in the spotlight that others seem to be seeing. All I see is Kris looking really ridiculous in wings and platform boots. Did the intentional thwarters of Kris’ success drug him and dress him up too?
I agree that the wings were a bonehead move, but I sort of like the boots. I’d like to hear whether Kris enjoyed being tall. LOL They just seemed to be having a little fun with this shoot. Sometimes that turns out amusing and other times it’s more WTF?! This time, for me, appears to be the latter. The fact that he’s a little too “made up” makes it worse, imo.
Ah well, life is often hit or miss, and this is a miss for Kris….