What I don’t do for you guys! Watching this show, even in the backround, is doing a number on my braincells, y’all.
I’m updating this post with videos from all the Idols featured on the broadcast tonight.
ETA: Damn, I’m not getting those two hours of my life back, am I… In between Miley, the Jonas Brothers, the Jonas Brothers, Miley again, a bunch of kids dancing, the Jonas Brothers, were a few Idols presenting awards…
After the Jump, check out videos from: Katharine McPhee, David Cook and David Archuleta plus Randy Jackson introducing Mariah Carey.
Video, After the JUMP…
Katharine McPhee presents an award called “Choice My Spacer”. Huh? What the hell does that even mean? Way to awkwardly wedge in some cross-promotion! My Space is owned by News Corp….
Randy Jackson kisses ass introduces Mimi:
David Cook and David Archuleta present Choice Music Female Artist. Miley wins, of course. Thank you Jeebus!:
Jordin Sparks and some chick in a very weird outfit present the Choice Male and Female Hottie awards:
http://www.stylelist.com/celebrity-style/teen-choice-awards?icid=100214839×1206721285x1200369374
Heres some cute pics of a couple of Idols, I think – I try
Igetcranked – funny
My ears! My eyes! I want my two hours back….I can’t believe I watched that whole show just for David Cook. Maybe I really do need professional help…
But seriously, Miley Cyrus should not ever sing again…yikes! The Idols were the best part of that show. The “Ask the Jonas Brothers” things was all kinds of weird, and so were their answers to questions.
I think the ACDC dance crew should have won…that was also an entertaining moment.
I didn’t like how Miley kind of ignored the Davids when she accepted her award for Choice Female Artist.
You know David Cook was all “OMG WTF am I doing here? Are you sure this is part of my contract?”
I, too, can’t believe I watched almost two hours of dreck for a glimpse of David Cook – even though I’d already seen the video of him and Archie presenting online. Gah! And I don’t even have any teenagers in the house! The funny thing is, my husband watched it with me. Kinda like going back to the scene of an accident, I guess.
Tinawina, thanks for answering my question.
And thanks MJ for everything you’ve been doing for us, especially your efforts for this thread. I can only imagine how painful it must have been to sit through the entire show. LOL!!! Enjoyed the videos, though. 
Well I watched the whole #()*#$(*A # show too just to catch a glimpse of Mr Cook! OK and Archie too, who is growing on me. I muted the dang TV for most of the show, including 98% of Miley Cyrus talking and singing (WTF was she wearing? And that’s singing and dancing?), Mariah Carey (WTF was she wearing? Dress your age, woman! And not like a hooker your age…), most of the “music,” all the other presenters…well, most of the show. I listened to Will Smith, whom I could’ve just muted as well it turns out. I listened to some of the silly-ass Ask The Jonas Brothers segments. But mostly I was just watching for the Davids and waiting for their presentation. I dunno about these kids nowadays! I don’t have any so perhaps I am simply clueless. Thank goodness!
OMG, IGetCranked – LMAO.
New TV Guide David Cook interview for Teen Choice:
“American Gladiators?”