American Idol

23 Responses to “Today's "Caption This!"”

1. 1 poporange Feb 23rd, 2008 at 5:12 pm

   “The Scarecrow, Tinman and the lion finally reached the Wizard whom they feared, to find out to thier dismay and relief isjust an old man” Just for the sake of Clive it was the old version not the new sci-fi one.

2. 2 KristiVA Feb 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 pm

   “Ryan, Simon and Randy, during their day-trip to the wax museum, pose with the wax figure of Hugh Hefner”

   (We all know Hef is WAY too cool to pose with them in person!)

3. 3 poporange Feb 23rd, 2008 at 5:36 pm

   oops the wizard is Hugh…old guy w/ bunnies not just old record guy which explains thier smiling faces at reaching the end of the yellow brick road.

4. 4 pj Feb 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 pm

   Hef calls in Randy and Ryan for an intervention to keep Simon away from tanning salons?

   I don’t know why Simon felt the need to display his beet red chest during top 12 guys night last week. Shudder.

5. 5 hapi Feb 23rd, 2008 at 6:56 pm

   Eeeuuuuwwwww (my caption)

6. 6 LadyBeBop Feb 23rd, 2008 at 7:29 pm

   “Hef, we were listed as references for your latest applicant? Well, Amy isn’t that good of a singer, but we think she’d make a great Playmate.”

7. 7 dvls Feb 23rd, 2008 at 7:37 pm

   ‘Playboy’ mogul Hugh Hefner celebrates his 110th birthday with his favorite playmates, American Idol stooges Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson.

8. 8 Chicago-sally Feb 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm

   Thanks Hugh for a lovely time.

9. 9 hs Feb 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 pm

   Where the eff are all of the women? So annoying. A constant refrain in my head at work.

10. 10 ealbino Feb 23rd, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    Thanks Heff!! We needed that! See even Simon is smiling..

11. 11 judy Feb 23rd, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Thought bubble above Simon’s head………..

    “What the hell am I doing here? What could I possibly have in common with Hef? Wait, it’s right at the tip of my tongue. The word starts with an………”e”. Is it…something like…exploitation????

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. I’ve always tried to figure out how to make money off of the girls who have been eliminated. An American Idol/Playboy collaboration!!! That’s it!! We can sell it as Playboy Gives Back - saving Idol female rejects from obscurity. The public will eat it up and realize how much we care about our contestants - well, the pretty, young females, anyway - even after they are eliminated.

    Damn, I’m good.”

12. 12 Kirsten Feb 23rd, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    Hef: Either these are the ugliest three women ever or I need new bifocals.

    What’s Simon got in his hand? A package of ciggies? A party favour? The crushed dreams of Colton Berry?

13. 13 carolina Feb 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    The Three Stooges Visit Madame Tussaud’s Wax Musuem.

14. 14 carolina Feb 23rd, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    oh, didn’t see KristivA’s post.

    Still I’m standing by it !

15. 15 KristiVA Feb 23rd, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    carolina - great minds think alike!

16. 16 GwendolynD Feb 23rd, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    Past, Present and Future.

17. 17 carolina Feb 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    really KistiVA — we’ll share !

18. 18 carolina Feb 23rd, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    Remake of My Three Son’s?

19. 19 Sparkles Feb 24th, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Hef’s new motto: “bro’s, not ho’s”

20. 20 vgal Feb 24th, 2008 at 12:43 am

    Hey! For once, I’m not the shortest! -Ryan

21. 21 dancin Feb 24th, 2008 at 6:23 am

    It’s a deal… if paula’s comeback flops i’ll find her a place at the mansion :)

22. 22 Lu Feb 24th, 2008 at 9:02 am

    My caption:

    Sleeze and Sleezier

23. 23 bean99 Feb 24th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    What? No Bunnies, Dawg?

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