I usually avoid acknowledging those crazy effers at the Westboro Baptist Church, even when it’s relevant to the blog. It’s obvious the LGBT-hating clan, that regularly pickets the funerals of dead soldiers, have a collective screw loose. They thrive on publicity, and it has been my aim to avoid giving it to them.
But OMG. Country star, and The Voice coach, Blake Shelton has been trolling them on twitter the past couple of days–ever since he found out they planned to picket one of his shows.
The reason–well, WBC don’t need much of a reason to set up a picket. They usually go for high profile opportunities (they planned to picket Cory Monteith’s funeral, for instance). But ostensibly, they’re picketing Blake because he left his wife to be with his current wife, Miranda Lambert. And that makes her a whore…or something.
Here’s a rundown of Blake’s tweets. Enjoy!
“@WBCSays: We know BS when we see it! pic.twitter.com/ZTZiUm9B53” Hey WBC.. I’ve got one more sin for ya… Blow me.
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 25, 2013
“@_skyenapped: what? WBC is picketing a @blakeshelton show?” Oh no! Not a picket! What will I ever do?!! The dreaded wrath of the picket!! — Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 25, 2013
“@WBCSays: “A great response to Bible Words, BS! #not #StillPicketingYou” Please!! I beg you!! Not a picket!! Have mercy on me!! #dipshit — Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 26, 2013
Hey @WBCSays.. This isn’t about God. It’s about me using this opportunity to make y’all look like the absolute complete dipshits you are. — Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 26, 2013
Also @WBCSays… Y’all may want to keep an eye on ur women at my show.. I’ve got a few band and crew guys that’ll be smacking that holy ass! — Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 26, 2013
You know what else god hates? Inbreeding… pic.twitter.com/E6OuO5hZrF — Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 26, 2013
Hey @WBCSays… How’d you get Napoleon Dynamite to picket for you?!! That’s awesome!! pic.twitter.com/5wjxXCmc8L — Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 26, 2013
Hey @WBCSays. The bad news? Shes already been to one of my shows. Good news is y’all finally expanded the gene pool! pic.twitter.com/wXGgYqu6On
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 26, 2013
Hey @WBCSays.. I see the problem now! I can help! Let’s all chip in and try to get this goofy looking dipshit laid. pic.twitter.com/3d2tRQwehC
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 26, 2013
Another country star, Vince Gill, confronted the WBC in Nashville while they were picketing
This post was fun to put together. But I will continue to avoid posting about the group. If the media banded together and pledged to deprive them of attention–which is basically their oxygen–they would eventually go away.