Bachelor in Paradise

How distressing! It looks like there’s an NFL game on in my area instead of the finale episode! Rather than seeing bunch of hulking, overmuscled guys in bathing suits running around a beach, I’ll have

In a case of overkill unmatched only by Hiroshima and the way I respond to the appearance of a cockroach in my kitchen, this entry in the Bachelor franchise also concludes with visits to a

After last night’s devastating revelation that AshLee is not Mother Theresa rocked him to the core, Graham was compelled to rethink his entire worldview, which had led him to believe that beautiful women have equally

Tonight, in developments as shocking as my dog shedding or a celebrity giving their baby a name better suited to a model of Toyota sedan, reports not provided by the American Journal of Semiotics inform

Danielle and Jackie are the new gals arriving tonight, so update your spread sheet, bingo card, or dart board as necessary. Apparently, Chris Bukowski sustains an injury “in the ocean,” although it’s not clear whether

Two men will be banished from the open bar at the end of tonight’s program, so they all better have considered which girl is truly their soulmate, or at least which could increase their Q

ABC cares about the environment, so they’ve recycled a bunch of used people from past Bachelor/Bachelorette  shows and put them on Bachelor in Paradise. They’ve even installed Chris Harrison as the host, just as I